Sheamus heard the jokes about his weight after his return on WWE Raw

And came back with one of his own.

After returning to WWE television for the first time in almost eight months — complete with his iconic “Written in my Face” (aka TOO MANY LIMES) entrance tune — on the April 15 episode of Raw and picking up a win over Ivar, you’d think Sheamus could kick back and soak in the congratulatory messages and “welcome back” tweets.

There were a lot of those. There were also a fair amount of comments and jokes about how he appeared to be carrying a few more pounds than when we last saw him. It was to those that the Celtic Warrior replied, turning to the wise words of South Park’s Eric Cartman to tell the world…

There were also some remarks about Sheamus’ new ring gear. No jokes about the tights, which he revealed were somewhat historic:

Venum is a well-known maker of apparel and equipment in the combat sports world, and has a partnership with WWE’s fellow TKO brand, the UFC.

How do you think Sheamus’ big-boned self looked in his new custom ring gear?