Video: Seahawks stars star in star-studded schedule release spoof

Spoon can teleport, Riq is faster than the speed of light, and Charles Cross has super strength….

With the official 2024 NFL Schedule now available to the public, teams across the league are finding their own ways to celebrate its release. The Seattle Seahawks partnered up with Sea Level Studios to produce a humorous (if somewhat confusing) farce featuring three of the team’s youngest stars. Without ruining the details, you can expect some fun cameos (make sure to stick around through the credits), and even a guest appearance by a non-sport celebrity (voice). Watch below!

While much ado has been made about the changes that new coach Mike Macdonald is implementing around the VMAC, the propensity for levity clearly remains. Maybe John Schneider and/or Jody Allen had their hands in on this one, but ultimately I am simply glad to see the team continuing the trend of goofy videos that feature players doing things we rarely get to see them do. Like breaking the laws of physics. Also, in case you missed it, the final credit reads “No Thanks Whatsoever To: The Rest Of The NFC West.”

Now, let’s enter the schedule verse…