‘Bosom!’

If you are a wrestling fan who doesn’t get what all the fuss is about with “Timeless” Toni Storm’s gimmick in AEW, or maybe you are getting a bit tired of the act, perhaps the following promo will change your mind.

Here Toni is cutting a promo on both Serena Deeb and Anna Jay after last night’s Dynamite went off the air.

Right from the opening “Bosom!” line, it’s clear that it was no mistake when Mariah May found her face nuzzled up against Toni’s chest last night on Dynamite, after Toni saved her from an attack by Jay.

Now that Mina Shirakawa is on the scene in AEW and getting very close with May, Toni has quickly become extra protective of her protege. That is evident in this promo, where she refers to Mariah as “child” twice and warns both Deeb and Jay to keep their mitts off her.

Of course it wouldn’t be a Timeless promo without a reference to someone’s ass, and that is included here with her mention of Anna’s “large bottom.” The promo ends in style with both Storm and May delivering the “Chin up. Tits out.” catchphrase in tandem.

Add it all up, and Toni’s promo is a big winner for me. I’ll definitely be tuning in to see if she does indeed clap Anna Jay’s cheeks back to Georgia when they wrestle Saturday night on Collision.

What are your thoughts on Toni Storm’s latest timeless promo in AEW, Cagesiders?